Autobahn Our windscreen is covered – covered – in tiny little brown splotches. I thought it was a smattering of bird poo, but now we’re hurtling along the autobahn, more and more of these little dots appear, and I’m aware…
Having now endorsed, and shared five rather descriptive, honest, amusing and, at times, troubling reports on my behavior on tour, I thought it was time for a response. Happily I can’t really complain; it’s all pretty much true. One day,…
1 Knob Lane Whenever we check into hotels, we get asked to fill out a form where they ask for your address and date of birth. ‘Information Grabbing’ like this always irritates me. To quote Dad, it’s ‘meaningless’. Why do…
My head hurts today. I can’t seem to switch off after playing these gigs, the adrenalin rush is too much, and my puts brain into overdrive and keeps me awake until a million o clock, despite pint of red wine…
“Did you bring your running shoes?” This is the 5th time he’s asked me since we got here. “Bugger, no, I left them by the front door and completely forgot to pack them” has been my repeated answer / lie,…
“I want to make humus.” he declared. From previous experience, we know that Germany doesn’t import humus as readily as the UK, so I anticipate that this particular trudge around the local supermarket (by a man who has left his…
The tour kicked off with a very civilized start at LHR, T5, our favourite , with a quick boarding, followed by the nice BA lady telling us we were ready to take off so, to please turn off all mobile…
Just arrived in Sunny Germany ready for three weeks of touring and TV. We start in the morning driving to Cologne, town of that fine Gothic Steepled Church, to do one song on the Harald Schmidt show. Check out the…
Just so you know, we’ve done some fabbo stickers to accompany the New Album “Limited Edition”. Available where you see this on a merchandising table near you! Despite the fact that the very first gig in Switzerland has not materialized…
I’ve got a great studio with stacks of toys, plug ins, outboard and external synths that sound amazing and very retro; But I am constantly amazed that despite all of this, I can still function pretty much 100% with a…
